Today I have been searching for my Six Week Body Makeover kit and realized that I have had this thing for 4 years. Well, I am not one to do new year resolutions but the fact that my husband may be losing his health insurance from his job is enough to scare the heck out of you. I am on medication that costs $400.00 a month without insurance. Not good. Then I thought, I am not going to have a gastric bypass, but I will bypass something gastric !!! I hate taking the pills and I hurt all over. So I am going to make the change now! Right now! To be honest I am going to go to the Olive Garden and by myself a going away present.... Manicotti Framaggio- my favorite pasta dish. Since I don't care for meat, I am not going to miss it, but my freakin pasta is going to be dearly missed. I only eat pasta maybe once or twice a month but when I do, it is the Olive Gardens. Ok I weigh about 300 pounds, ok let's say, 293, but that's 300 to me, and I wear a size 26 sometimes and 28 the other. Since I have different areas of fluffiness I have to wear 26 pants and 28 shirts. But if it stretches, than I can wear 24, on a good hot day. My goal is to get to 185 pounds, my short term goal is to lose something in 30 days. It has to be more than 3-4 pounds, I am looking forward to maybe 10. It will be like losing 10 pounds of butter off this lard-butt. So back to the 6-week body makeover, what scares me is what happens after six weeks? Will I look like Gabriel Union, Or Oprah? I love Oprah's hair, but I want my body back to look like I did years ago (Gabriel Union type) So with this being said, I AM BRINGING SEXY BACK!!!
