What Is The Buzzing Vagina About?

Okay, here me out on this..... I am sitting at my desk and I feel this faint vibrating feeling coming from my vaginal area. Okay, at first, I thought I was sitting on my cell phone and I started looking for it. But my cellphone was on my desk. Considering that I had went swimming I thought a bug might had crawled up in there and started buzzing around, so I went and cleaned myself out, with no resolution to what it was. I don't know if it is life-threatening, I don't feel sick, nor do I have any type of infections at this moment. (I recently had a combination of a bladder infection and kidney infection from my over consumption of drinking pop.) Well, as I am wondering why all of a sudden I am vibrating, this annoying feeling of wanting to shut it off was going to be a quest.  I looked on line and found a lot of forums of women explaining their buzzing vaginas. But here is the thing, it is not just a woman problem, men are experiencing the same feelings in their lower regions. I remember an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, where Raymond had mentioned he had a vibrating feeling in his pocket but no cell phone. This seems to be an annoying epidemic with no true answers. Well, since I have a journal of what is going on in my body, I can tell you what I think is going on.  Since I am not sure if I had or currently have Pelvic Floor Dysfuction, commonly known as PFD,  I am going to go over things that I know.  First according to my journal I have had a combination of a kidney infection and a bladder infection which sent stabbing pains up and down the left side of my body. I took some antibiotics and ate tons of dried cranberries and cranberry sauce, which I wrote about in my previous post. Then I had an unusual amount of dehydration so I was drinking lots of water to flush out the rest of the bacteria. Okay no buzzing in my vagina here. Then all of a sudden the buzzing is very active while I am sitting on the couch, and keeps doing it in five second intervals.  I was thinking that maybe it's because I stop drinking orange juice and I am lacking Vitamin C. So I go out and buy some orange juice with calcium and it starts to slow down the buzzing. Instead of constantly coming, it has actually stopped for awhile. It comes and goes, but far and few in between now. After I drink all the orange juice I see a major change in my body. The buzzing is not annoying anymore. It is faint, but the problem is that it is still there.  Then I had a thought, "what if the antibiotics didn't totally get rid of the infection?" At the time I thought about this, I felt sluggish, I felt a little constipated, I had ate at a bar & grill with my husband when the buzzing started again. As my grandmother would always tell me, clean out my system when I am feeling sick. So I went and got my Dieter's Tea, which in my house is the cure-all next to Benedryl. If my theory is correct, I just need to detox my body and get rid of any thing that may be making me feel sick.  So I did it, I made the Dieter's Tea around 9pm and it started working it's way through my system by 4am. I go to the restroom and do the first dump, and if you know what detox mean, this should not shock you. I looked in the toilet and I see a lot of fat and my dinner from hours before. As weird as it seems, it was a couple of hours later and I felt really good. I don't have the buzzing anymore and I have been detoxed. As of this post, 10/27/11 it has been four days and no buzzing. I am not going to say that this is the cure all, but at least the buzzing is gone. The only cool thing I liked about the buzzing was when I was in the bath tub soaking and I thought I was in a Jacuzzi....lol. 

If you are experiencing the buzzing in your lower area, since both men and women are experiencing it, we'll just say the lower area, please do not be shy and talk to your doctor about it. As of this post, no one has reported what happened at their doctor's office or any good remedies, online or offline. Of course some people will laugh when they hear what you just said, but print this post and let them know, I'm not laughing and neither are the hundreds of people who are suffering from the buzzing.  Please keep me posted with your own experiences, you are not alone, and it is good to know that your lower area is not a tuning fork for Aliens.  No one is trying to contact you...lol.

UPDATE: As of today November 4th, 2011- I was experiencing some constipation a couple of days ago while I was sitting on the couch watching my favorite shows when I felt my stomach discomfort. While I was paying close attention to the discomfort of my constipation I felt an onset of vibrations in my vaginal area again. It was very faint but it was there. I was paying close attention to where I thought the bowels were in my intestines and I got a really bad lower back ache while it was going through it's cycle. So I can safely say that this buzzing is triggered by constipation, and that is why the detoxification in my previous post was so successful.  I hope this works for you, and please keep me posted!